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Rockfish
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Up in the Halls of Valhalla (RCon V) lived many heroes. All shapes and
sizes, they were. One of them was an earth elemental whose true name our
kind can't pronounce, but everyone called him "Rockfish". Before he got
that name, people called him 'Rock'. The 'fish' part came from a bet. See,
when the big guy first came to Valhalla, he admired Thor greatly, listening
attently to all tales about him. One day, in a tall tale of a great ocean,
someone joked about 'Rock' swimming alongside Thor. Everyone laughed, but
Rock resonded in his quiet, gruff voice, "I can swim." After the stunned
silence, laughter broke out again and the tale continued. The next day,
Thor himself came up to Rock, laughing at what he'd heard in the tale of
swimming. When Rock admitted it was no joke, Thor bet he couldn't. So that
afternoon everyone trooped down to the lake to watch the Rock sink. Once
on the shore, Rock opened up a large odd-shaped bag. In a few powerful
breaths, the bag was inflated. In a few strides, the Rock was waist deep
in water, and was soon floating with the waterwings, kicking powerfully
towards the far shore. On the other side, Thor met him, and proclaimed,
"I've never met a Rock could swim as a fish!".
(In pre-Reunicon V activity, many people claimed to be Rockfish, but
the one-and-only was played by Matt1, who played the part well.)
(A reference to 'Captain Rockfish' was found in a shipwreck of RCon
VI.)
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